Noir
By: Christopher Moore
3.79
Format: 339 pages, Hardcover
San Francisco. Summer, 1947. A dame walks into a saloon . . . It’s not every afternoon that an e…
Want to Read $ 23.99"There are times in a guy's life when he finds himself floating facedown in a sea of troubles, and as hope bubbles away, he thinks, How the hell did I get here?"-Christopher Moore, Noir
"[after Sammy struggles to unhook Stilton's bra] She rolled onto her face to give him a good shot at the hook in the back. "Free my people!" "I will. I am the Harriet Tubman of your breasts."-Christopher Moore, Noir
"Now, I am the younger brother of an older brother who often measured the worth of a guy by his ability to not scream under pressure, and insisted, in fact, that if any screamlike sounds ever reached Ma and/or Pa, this younger brother, me, would receive a pasting such as I had never known, including severe and painful Indian burns to the bone — a threat my older brother, Judges, may he rest in peace, backed up with great enthusiasm through most of my boyhood. So, first I closed the back door, made sure it was solidly latched, then I glanced through the doorway into the front of the bar, which was still dark, and only then did I scream. Not the scream of a startled little girl, mind you, but a manly scream: the scream of a fellow who has caught his enormous dong in a revolving door while charging in to save a baby that was on fire or something."-Christopher Moore, Noir
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1. Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
By: Henry N. Beard , The Harvard Lampoon , Douglas C. Kenney
4.25
Format: 351 pages, Paperback
A quest, a war, a ring that would be grounds for calling any wedding off, a king without a kingdom,… read more
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2. I am a Pole
By: Stephen Colbert , Aaron Cohen , None
3.31
Format: None pages, Hardcover
"The sad thing is, I like it" - Maurice Sendak "The perfect gift to give a child or grandchild for … read more
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3. Black (Black, #1)
By: Russell Blake
3.88
Format: None pages, Kindle Edition
Artemus Black. Perennially down-on-his-luck Hollywood PI whose Bogie fixation is as dated as his wa… read more
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4. When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time to Go Home
By: Erma Bombeck
2.74
Format: None pages, Hardcover
Erma Bombeck, whose books have sold more than 15 million copies, takes her show on the road with th… read more
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- humor
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5. Bad Monkey
By: Carl Hiaasen
3.75
Format: 148 pages, Hardcover
Carl Hiaasen is back doing what he does best: spinning a wickedly funny, fiercely pointed tale in w… read more
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- humor
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6. 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides
By: Matthew Inman
3.79
Format: None pages, Paperback
Prepare to laugh your ass off. The hilarity of TheOatmeal.com is now presented in book form with 35… read more
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- humor
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7. Don't Know Much About Geography: Everything You Need to Know About the World but Never Learned
By: Kenneth C. Davis
3.19
Format: 292 pages, Paperback
Davis consistently does what your junior high teacher probably didn't; he makes geography amusing a… read more
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8. Sick Puppy
By: Carl Hiaasen
4.83
Format: 266 pages, Paperback
Independently wealthy eco-terrorist Twilly Spree teaches a flagrant litterbug a lesson--and leaves … read more
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9. Basket Case
By: Carl Hiaasen
3.25
Format: 198 pages, Paperback
Once a hotshot investigative reporter, Jack Tagger now bangs out obituaries for a South Florida dai… read more
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10. Year Zero
By: Rob Reid
3.20
Format: 192 pages, Hardcover
An alien advance party was suddenly nosing around my planet. Worse, they were lawyering up. . . . … read more
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11. The Guinea Pig Diaries: My Life as an Experiment
By: None
3.96
Format: 236 pages,
For his first book, The Know-It-All, A. J. Jacobs read the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica from cov… read more
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12. Five Came Back: A Story of Hollywood and the Second World War
By: Mark Harris
3.51
Format: 383 pages,
In Pictures at a Revolution, Mark Harris turned the story of the five movies nominated for Best Pic… read more
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13. Starter Villain
By: John Scalzi
4.16
Format: 264 pages, Hardcover
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularl… read more
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"So we’re like Spotify, but for evil."-John Scalzi, Starter Villain
"Wait, is there a plot to take over the world with a giant laser?"-John Scalzi, Starter Villain
"DOGS ARE THE WORST. THEY’LL SELL YOU OUT FOR A TREAT AND A HEAD PAT."-John Scalzi, Starter Villain
"Dogs are the worst. They'll sell you out for a treat and a head pat."-John Scalzi, Starter Villain
14. Saint Richard Parker
By: Merlin Franco
4.34
Format: 366 pages, Kindle Edition
His search for love and enlightenment across India, Singapore, Thailand, Malaysia, and Indonesia...… read more
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"See you later, tailgater."-Merlin Franco, Saint Richard Parker
"Dark is beautiful, brother."-Merlin Franco, Saint Richard Parker
"Tell me, son, what do you seek?"-Merlin Franco, Saint Richard Parker
"A saint has control over his anger and itches."-Merlin Franco, Saint Richard Parker
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15. The Most Popular President Who Ever Lived [So Far]
By: Nancy Omeara
4.33
Format: 79 pages, Kindle Edition
Tired of the "them or us" politics that the Democrats and Republicans are pushing down our throats?… read more
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"It became increasingly common to resolve international tensions by legal means. The chant “Criminal Trials, Not Missiles"-Nancy Omeara, The Most Popular President Who Ever Lived [So Far]
"Written twenty years after she held office, this abridged biography is being released now, prior to taking place. Maybe we can learn from history before it happens."-Nancy Omeara, The Most Popular President Who Ever Lived [So Far]
"I wheeled and dealed with leaders from all over the world on behalf of the American people. In fact, my favorite headline from Washington Speaks magazine was “She Walks, She Talks, She Negotiates"-Nancy Omeara, The Most Popular President Who Ever Lived [So Far]
"Educate not Legislate Refusing to pass unnecessary laws requires a converse – encouraging education and understanding. We started by slashing the salaries of legislators (Dubbed “Bloodbath on the Bel…"-Nancy Omeara, The Most Popular President Who Ever Lived [So Far]
16. Zoey Is Too Drunk for This Dystopia (Zoey Ashe, #3)
By: Jason Pargin
4.29
Format: 416 pages, Hardcover
Tabula Ra$a is hosting its massive annual music festival in the desert, which every year precedes t… read more
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17. Noir
By: Christopher Moore
3.79
Format: 339 pages, Hardcover
San Francisco. Summer, 1947. A dame walks into a saloon . . . It’s not every afternoon that an e… read more
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"There are times in a guy's life when he finds himself floating facedown in a sea of troubles, and as hope bubbles away, he thinks, How the hell did I get here?"-Christopher Moore, Noir
"[after Sammy struggles to unhook Stilton's bra] She rolled onto her face to give him a good shot at the hook in the back. "Free my people!" "I will. I am the Harriet Tubman of your breasts."-Christopher Moore, Noir
"Now, I am the younger brother of an older brother who often measured the worth of a guy by his ability to not scream under pressure, and insisted, in fact, that if any screamlike sounds ever reached …"-Christopher Moore, Noir
18. No Country for Old Gnomes (The Tales of Pell, #2)
By: Delilah S. Dawson
3.94
Format: 352 pages, Hardcover
Go big or go gnome. The New York Times bestselling authors of Kill the Farm Boy return to the world… read more
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"And, uh . . . to whom do you pray?' 'We worship the perfect cohesion of space and time and nonlinear probabilities represented by cabbage.' 'Wow, that's . . . yeah."-Delilah S. Dawson, No Country for Old Gnomes (The Tales of Pell, #2)
"When he glanced back at his twin, he saw that Offi's general woe-is-me-for-I-am-a-tortured-soul-and-I-walk-the-world-alone face had been replaced by a brand-new by-dinkus-this-is-worrisome face."-Delilah S. Dawson, No Country for Old Gnomes (The Tales of Pell, #2)
"Looking off to the horizon, properly and heroically squinting, Onni added, 'Get your washtub ready, brother. It will be a bloody business when the gnome empire strikes back.' 'Whoa,' Offi said, with …"-Delilah S. Dawson, No Country for Old Gnomes (The Tales of Pell, #2)
19. No Sunscreen for the Dead (Serge Storms, #22)
By: Tim Dorsey
4.10
Format: 323 pages, Hardcover
Serge and Coleman are back on the road, ready to hit the next stop on their list of obscure and wac… read more
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20. Lumberjanes: The Infernal Compass
By: Lilah Sturges
3.92
Format: 143 pages, Paperback
The first original graphic novel set in the award winning and critically acclaimed Lumberjanes worl… read more
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21. MEDROMEDA
By: Lore Wren
4.33
Format: 264 pages, Kindle Edition
The myth of Medromeda explores the life of Medusa before she became the feared monster that turns m… read more
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