If You Give a Pig the White House: A Parody for Adults
By: Faye Kanouse
3.85
Format: 32 pages, Hardcover
A coiffed and blustery pig has shoved his way into the White House! A cleverly worded and illustrat…
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1. William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #4)
By: Ian Doescher
3.96
Format: 174 pages, Hardcover
MAY THE VERSE BE WITH YOU! Return once more to a galaxy far, far away with this sublime retellin… read more
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- humor
- fiction
"Pray tell, let the wookie win."-Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #4)
"O help/ Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, help. Thou art/ Mine only hope. -Leia Organa"-Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #4)
"True it is,/ That these are not the droids for which thou search'st. -Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi"-Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #4)
"Thou truly art in jest. Art thou not small/Of stature, if thou art a stormtrooper? -Leia Organa"-Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #4)
2. The Night Before Christmas
By: Clement Clarke Moore , Jan Brett
4.39
Format: 32 pages, Hardcover
This poem first appeared in a newspaper in Troy, New York, USA, on December 23, 1823, as "A Visit F… read more
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- picture books
- childrens
- fiction
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse."-Clement Clarke Moore, The Night Before Christmas
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be t…"-Clement Clarke Moore, The Night Before Christmas
3. Hardcore Twenty-Four (Stephanie Plum, #24)
By: Janet Evanovich
3.84
Format: 320 pages, Kindle Edition
Trouble comes in bunches for Stephanie Plum. First, professional grave robber and semi-professional… read more
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- humor
- adult
- fiction
"Suppose I was able to get to court, and the zombies followed me there, and they ate all the people’s brains who were in the court?’ ‘This is Trenton,’ Lula said. ‘You might not notice."-Janet Evanovich, Hardcore Twenty-Four (Stephanie Plum, #24)
4. I am a Pole
By: Stephen Colbert , Aaron Cohen , None
3.31
Format: None pages, Hardcover
"The sad thing is, I like it" - Maurice Sendak "The perfect gift to give a child or grandchild for … read more
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- childrens
- politics
- humor
- picture books
- fiction
- adult
- comedy
5. The Puppy Who Wanted a Boy (Reading Rainbow Book)
By: Jane Thayer , Catherine Woolley
4.04
Format: 192 pages,
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- picture books
- childrens
- fiction
6. A Bridge to the Stars
By: Henning Mankell
4.15
Format: 275 pages, Hardcover
Twelve-year-old Joel lives with his father in the cold northern part of Sweden. At night he often s… read more
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- fiction
7. If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
By: Laura Joffe Numeroff , Felicia Bond
4.17
Format: None pages, Hardcover
If a hungry little traveler shows up at your house, you might want to give him a cookie. If you giv… read more
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- humor
- picture books
- childrens
- fiction
8. A Child's First Book of Trump
By: Marc Rosenthal , Michael Ian Black
4.50
Format: 182 pages, Hardcover
A New York Timesbestseller! What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New Y… read more
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- childrens
- politics
- humor
- picture books
- adult
- comedy
9. Murder in the Mews (Hercule Poirot, #18)
By: Agatha Christie , Hugh Fraser , Nigel Hawthorne
5.00
Format: 176 pages, Audio CD
Three novellas comprise this collection of cases presented to the great Belgian detective: Murder i… read more
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- fiction
10. Corduroy
By: Don Freeman
4.72
Format: 64 pages,
Have you ever dreamed of being locked in a department store at night? The endearing story of Cordur… read more
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- picture books
- childrens
- fiction
11. Piranhas Don't Eat Bananas
By: Aaron Blabey
3.79
Format: 368 pages, Hardcover
'Hey there guys. Would you like a banana?' 'What's wrong with you, Brian? You're a piranha.' Brian … read more
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12. If You Give a Pig a Pancake
By: Laura Joffe Numeroff , Felicia Bond
2.00
Format: None pages, Hardcover
When it comes to children's books, it's hard to beat the bestselling team of author Laura Numeroff … read more
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13. Zoe's Tale (Old Man's War, #4)
By: John Scalzi
3.27
Format: None pages,
How do you tell your part in the biggest tale in history? I ask because it's what I have to do. I'm… read more
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14. Ban This Book
By: Alan Gratz
4.41
Format: 256 pages, Hardcover
-Readers, librarians, and all those books that have drawn a challenge have a brand new hero.... Sta… read more
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- childrens
- fiction
"Probably because for all the amazing things books can do, they can't make you into a bad person"-Alan Gratz, Ban This Book
"She was disappointed, I could tell, and suddenly the only thing I wanted in the world was to please her."-Alan Gratz, Ban This Book
15. Darth Vader and Son
By: Jeffrey Brown
3.70
Format: None pages, Hardcover
What if Darth Vader took an active role in raising his son? What if "Luke, I am your father" was ju… read more
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16. On Tyranny: Twenty Lessons from the Twentieth Century
By: Timothy Snyder
4.12
Format: None pages, Paperback
An historian of fascism offers a guide for surviving and resisting America's turn towards authorita… read more
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17. The Paper Bag Princess
By: Robert Munsch , Michael Martchenko
4.50
Format: 144 pages, Paperback
The Princess Elizabeth is slated to marry Prince Ronald when a dragon attacks the castle and kidnap… read more
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18. The Last Colony (Old Man's War #3)
By: John Scalzi
3.91
Format: 434 pages,
Retired from his fighting days, John Perry is now village ombudsman for a human colony on distant H… read more
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19. The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ
By: Anonymous , Joseph Smith Jr.
3.62
Format: 57 pages, Paperback
The Book of Mormon is a volume of scripture comparable to the Bible. It is a record of God's dealin… read more
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20. The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
By: Max Brooks
3.29
Format: 178 pages, Paperback
The Zombie Survival Guideis your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking y… read more
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21. Chains (Seeds of America, #1)
By: Laurie Halse Anderson
3.96
Format: 464 pages, Hardcover
If an entire nation could seek its freedom, why not a girl? As the Revolutionary War begins, thirte… read more
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22. The Hill We Climb: An Inaugural Poem for the Country
By: Amanda Gorman
4.56
Format: 29 pages, Hardcover
An alternative cover edition for this ISBN 9780593465271 can be found here. On January 20, 2021,… read more
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- politics
- adult
"So while we once asked: How could we possibly prevail over catastrophe? Now we assert: How could catastrophe possibly prevail over us?"-Amanda Gorman, The Hill We Climb: An Inaugural Poem for the Country
"The new dawn blooms as we free it, For there is always light, If only we're brave enough to see it, If only we're brave enough to be it."-Amanda Gorman, The Hill We Climb: An Inaugural Poem for the Country
"Let the globe, if nothing else, say this is true: That even as we grieved, we grew That even as we hurt, we hoped That even as we tired, we tried"-Amanda Gorman, The Hill We Climb: An Inaugural Poem for the Country
"When day comes, we step out of the shade of flame and unafraid. The new dawn balloons as we free it. For there is always light, if only we’re brave enough to see it. If only we’re brave enough to be …"-Amanda Gorman, The Hill We Climb: An Inaugural Poem for the Country
23. Zachary Ying and the Dragon Emperor (Zachary Ying, #1)
By: Xiran Jay Zhao
4.09
Format: 340 pages, Hardcover
Zachary Ying never had many opportunities to learn about his Chinese heritage. His single mom was b… read more
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- childrens
- fiction
"Если хочешь обрести истинную власть над своей жизнью, тебе нужно перестать так сильно беспокоиться о том, что подумают другие"-Xiran Jay Zhao, Zachary Ying and the Dragon Emperor (Zachary Ying, #1)
"«Если хочешь обрести истинную власть над своей жизнью, тебе нужно перестать так сильно беспокоиться о том, что подумают другие»."-Xiran Jay Zhao, Zachary Ying and the Dragon Emperor (Zachary Ying, #1)
"He died taking mercury pills that he thought would make him immortal," Tang Taizong said. "So did you!" Qin Sho Haung yelped without looking at him. "Allegedly! Sources differ!" "You know what you di…"-Xiran Jay Zhao, Zachary Ying and the Dragon Emperor (Zachary Ying, #1)
"You cling so hard to morality out of a desperation for others to like you. You think they'd stop treating you like an outsider if you were a good boy who did everything they wanted. This is your grea…"-Xiran Jay Zhao, Zachary Ying and the Dragon Emperor (Zachary Ying, #1)
24. Bodies Are Cool
By: Tyler Feder
4.61
Format: 32 pages, Hardcover
This cheerful love-your-body picture book for preschoolers is an exuberant read-aloud with bright a… read more
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- picture books
- childrens
25. Part of Your Nightmare (Disney Chills, #1)
By: Vera Strange
3.66
Format: 224 pages, Paperback
"My dear, sweet child. Go ahead. Don't be afraid?." Eleven-year-old Shelly Anderson just wants t… read more
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- childrens
- fiction
26. How the South Won the Civil War: Oligarchy, Democracy, and the Continuing Fight for the Soul of America
By: Heather Cox Richardson
4.31
Format: 272 pages, Hardcover
While the North prevailed in the Civil War, ending slavery and giving the country a "new birth of f… read more
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- politics
27. Some Things I Still Can't Tell You: Poems
By: Misha Collins
4.11
Format: 144 pages, Paperback
From Misha Collins, actor, longtime poet, and activist, whose massive online following calls itself… read more
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- adult
"Only schizophrenics See the beauty here."-Misha Collins, Some Things I Still Can't Tell You: Poems
"I ran toward it all, thinking the destruction might purify me."-Misha Collins, Some Things I Still Can't Tell You: Poems
"Reading your note, at our table, in my voice, I heard you were ready to accept my love, Which, of course, changes everything."-Misha Collins, Some Things I Still Can't Tell You: Poems
28. Fat Chance, Charlie Vega
By: Crystal Maldonado
3.98
Format: 352 pages, Hardcover
Coming of age as a Fat brown girl in a white Connecticut suburb is hard. Harder when your whole lif… read more
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- fiction
"Right! You see me as superhuman! That’s some serious pressure."-Crystal Maldonado, Fat Chance, Charlie Vega
"Just—promise me girls you won't devalue yourselves for anyone. And I mean anyone. You can't. You have to really be kind to yourself and look out for yourself because the world can be cold and cruel. …"-Crystal Maldonado, Fat Chance, Charlie Vega
"Sometimes I didn't get it [jokes] at all, but that didn't stop him from going out of his way to make me laugh. He was always just trying his best, and that's what I loved. I know I will never replace…"-Crystal Maldonado, Fat Chance, Charlie Vega
"You need to believe in your value for you, even if you’re not some flawless ethereal being, even if not everyone will see what makes you special, even if your story is a little chaotic. We’re all mes…"-Crystal Maldonado, Fat Chance, Charlie Vega
29. Dumpty: The Age of Trump in Verse (Dumpty, #1)
By: John Lithgow
3.96
Format: 110 pages, Hardcover
Dumpty: The Age of Trump in Verse is a satirical poetry collection from award-winning actor and bes… read more
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- american
- politics
- humor
- adult
- comedy
30. Fierce Fairytales: Poems and Stories to Stir Your Soul
By: Nikita Gill
4.02
Format: 176 pages, Paperback
Poet, writer, and Instagram sensation Nikita Gill returns with a collection of fairytales poeticall… read more
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- adult
- fiction
"That idea...it was you. You are the universe’s fairytale come true."-Nikita Gill, Fierce Fairytales: Poems and Stories to Stir Your Soul
"She wears strength and darkness equally well, The girl has always been half goddess, half hell"-Nikita Gill, Fierce Fairytales: Poems and Stories to Stir Your Soul
"They pull at a thread of pain left by someone in your mind, and sew an entire ghost out of you."-Nikita Gill, Fierce Fairytales: Poems and Stories to Stir Your Soul
"Out there may be monsters, my dear. But in you still lives the dragon you should always believe in."-Nikita Gill, Fierce Fairytales: Poems and Stories to Stir Your Soul
31. If You Give a Pig the White House: A Parody for Adults
By: Faye Kanouse
3.85
Format: 32 pages, Hardcover
A coiffed and blustery pig has shoved his way into the White House! A cleverly worded and illustrat… read more
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- humor
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- adult
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