Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear
By: Carl Hiaasen
3.75
Format: 64 pages, Hardcover
This is Oh, the Places You’ll Never Go–the ultimate hilarious, cynical, but absolutely realistic vi…
Want to Read $ 4.99"To sum up: Figure out what you're good at, and get better at it. Along the way, don't waste your time on people whose decency isn't apparent when you first meet for a cup of coffee. Be an astute judge of character, and learn to judge quickly. Read the news. Pay attention. Always aspire to act in a way that cancels out someone else's cruel or stupid behavior. Never stop worrying. Live each day as if your rent is due tomorrow. And always, always be the one who sleeps near the campfire - the one who would make Darwin proud."-Carl Hiaasen, Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear
"To sum up: Figure out what you're good at, and get better at it. Along the way, don't waste your time on people whose decency isn't apparent when you first meet for a cup of coffee. Be an astute judge of character, and learn to judge quickly. Read the news. Pay attention. Always aspire to act in a way that cancels out someone else's cruel or stupid behavior. Never stop worrying. Live each day as if your rent is due tomorrow. And always, always be the one who sleeps near the campfire - the one who would make Darwin proud."-Carl Hiaasen, Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear
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4.12
Format: 372 pages, Mass Market Paperback
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2. Metzger's Dog
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3. All Summer Long (Fool's Gold, #9)
By: Susan Mallery
2.57
Format: 210 pages,
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4. Can't We Talk about Something More Pleasant?
By: Roz Chast
4.29
Format: 128 pages, Hardcover
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5. Michael Rosen's Sad Book
By: Quentin Blake , Michael Rosen
3.77
Format: 300 pages, Hardcover
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6. Trap Line
By: Carl Hiaasen , William D. Montalbano
3.68
Format: None pages,
The gripping thriller from "New York Times" bestselling author Carl Hiaasen--now available as an eb… read more
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7. The Alphabet from A to Y With Bonus Letter Z!
By: Roz Chast , Steve Martin
5.00
Format: 144 pages, Hardcover
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8. What I Hate
By: Roz Chast
3.75
Format: 40 pages, Hardcover
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9. Going Into Town: A Love Letter to New York
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4.15
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10. A Bad Kitty Christmas
By: Nick Bruel
3.94
Format: 313 pages,
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11. I Must Be Dreaming
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#1 New York Times bestselling, award-winning New Yorker cartoonist Roz Chast's new graphic narrativ… read more
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12. Navigate Your Stars
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4.19
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"I realized education wasn't one choice. It was a lifetime undertaking."-Jesmyn Ward, Navigate Your Stars
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3.67
Format: 40 pages, Hardcover
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14. Ride Beside Me
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15. Tropic of Stupid (Serge Storms, #24)
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4.10
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16. Naked Came the Florida Man (Serge Storms, #23)
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4.00
Format: 327 pages, Hardcover
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"Hey, Serge, I just realized that 'slow up' and 'slow down' mean the same thing. That's fucked."-Tim Dorsey, Naked Came the Florida Man (Serge Storms, #23)
17. You Can Only Yell at Me for One Thing at a Time: Rules for Couples
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3.56
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18. Woe: A Housecat's Story of Despair
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4.43
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19. Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear
By: Carl Hiaasen
3.75
Format: 64 pages, Hardcover
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3.57
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