19 Top audiobook books like A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3) by K.J. Parker

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A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

By: K.J. Parker

4.15

Format: 350 pages, Paperback

A Practical Guide to Conquering the World can be read by itself, but for those who like endings it …

"I really don’t understand why people go on about how wonderful the truth is. In my experience, all it does is make trouble."

-K.J. Parker, A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

"My life has been so universally shitty that either I lose it or improve it, I'm not really bothered which, just so long as it doesn't carry on the way it's been so far."

-K.J. Parker, A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

"Comedy to observers, tragedy to participants; I consider myself an observer. I fly over my life like a migrating bird, and I only ever play for beans or counters, never for real money."

-K.J. Parker, A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

"The truth, I’ve found, is like an annoying little dog that takes a fancy to you in the street and follows you home, barking. I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I’ve been glad to be confronted with the truth."

-K.J. Parker, A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

If you liked the audiobook plot in A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3) by K.J. Parker , here is a list of 19 books like this:

Cover of Sword of the North (Grim Company, #2) by Luke Scull

1. Sword of the North (Grim Company, #2)

By: Luke Scull

3.50

Format: 250 pages, Hardcover

Some legends never die... In The Grim Company, Luke Scull introduced a formidable and forbidding ba… read more

Similar categories in Luke Scull's Sword of the North (Grim Company, #2) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • science fiction fantasy
  • fantasy
  • fiction
  • audiobook
Cover of John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1) by David  Wong

2. John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)

By: David Wong

3.88

Format: 362 pages, Paperback

STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too … read more

Similar categories in David Wong's John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • humor
  • fiction
  • adult
  • fantasy
  • comedy
  • audiobook
"When a man plans, a woman laughs."

-David Wong, John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)

"John, let me make one thing clear,"

-David Wong, John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)

"My melon soul Crushed by your Gallagher of apathy"

-David Wong, John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)

"No. We talked about this. I’m going home to eat a pie."

-David Wong, John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)

Cover of The Grief of Stones  (The Cemeteries of Amalo, #2) by Katherine Addison

3. The Grief of Stones (The Cemeteries of Amalo, #2)

By: Katherine Addison

4.32

Format: 245 pages, Hardcover

In The Grief of Stones, Katherine Addison returns to the world of The Goblin Emperor with a direct … read more

Similar categories in Katherine Addison's The Grief of Stones (The Cemeteries of Amalo, #2) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • science fiction fantasy
  • fiction
  • adult
  • fantasy
  • audiobook
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4. The Silverblood Promise (The Last Legacy, #1)

By: James Logan

4.02

Format: 528 pages, Paperback

Lukan Gardova is a cardsharp, academy dropout, and―thanks to a duel that ended badly―the disgraced … read more

Similar categories in James Logan's The Silverblood Promise (The Last Legacy, #1) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • science fiction fantasy
  • fiction
  • adult
  • fantasy
  • audiobook
Cover of The Trials of Empire (Empire of the Wolf, #3) by Richard  Swan

5. The Trials of Empire (Empire of the Wolf, #3)

By: Richard Swan

4.11

Format: 496 pages, Hardcover

The third novel in an epic fantasy trilogy, which follows the tale of Sir Konrad Vonvalt, an Empero… read more

Similar categories in Richard Swan's The Trials of Empire (Empire of the Wolf, #3) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • adult
  • fantasy
  • fiction
  • audiobook
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6. The Justice of Kings (Empire of the Wolf, #1)

By: Richard Swan

4.01

Format: 496 pages, Kindle Edition

Action, intrigue, and magic collide in this epic fantasy following Sir Konrad Vonvalt, an Emperor's… read more

Similar categories in Richard Swan's The Justice of Kings (Empire of the Wolf, #1) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • science fiction fantasy
  • fiction
  • adult
  • fantasy
  • audiobook
Cover of The Bone Ship's Wake (The Tide Child, #3) by R.J.  Barker

7. The Bone Ship's Wake (The Tide Child, #3)

By: R.J. Barker

4.50

Format: 493 pages, Kindle Edition

The sea dragons are returning, and Joron Twiner's dreams of freedom lie shattered. His Shipwife is … read more

Similar categories in R.J. Barker's The Bone Ship's Wake (The Tide Child, #3) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • adult
  • fantasy
  • fiction
  • audiobook
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8. The Traitor (Covenant of Steel, #3)

By: Anthony Ryan

4.45

Format: 576 pages, Paperback

Alwyn must make a difficult decide between his heart and his morals as he prepares for his final ba… read more

Similar categories in Anthony Ryan's The Traitor (Covenant of Steel, #3) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • military fiction
  • science fiction fantasy
  • fiction
  • adult
  • fantasy
  • audiobook
Cover of Age of Ash (Kithamar, #1) by Daniel Abraham

9. Age of Ash (Kithamar, #1)

By: Daniel Abraham

3.68

Format: 448 pages, Hardcover

Kithamar is a center of trade and wealth, an ancient city with a long, bloody history where countle… read more

Similar categories in Daniel Abraham's Age of Ash (Kithamar, #1) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • science fiction fantasy
  • fiction
  • adult
  • fantasy
  • audiobook
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10. Service Model

By: Adrian Tchaikovsky

4.06

Format: 376 pages, Hardcover

To fix the world they first must break it further. Humanity is a dying breed, utterly reliant on… read more

Similar categories in Adrian Tchaikovsky's Service Model book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • humor
  • science fiction fantasy
  • fiction
  • adult
  • fantasy
  • audiobook
Cover of House of Open Wounds (The Tyrant Philosophers, #2) by Adrian Tchaikovsky

11. House of Open Wounds (The Tyrant Philosophers, #2)

By: Adrian Tchaikovsky

4.51

Format: 608 pages, Hardcover

City-by-city, kingdom-by-kingdom, the Palleseen have sworn to bring Perfection and Correctness to a… read more

Similar categories in Adrian Tchaikovsky's House of Open Wounds (The Tyrant Philosophers, #2) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • science fiction fantasy
  • fantasy
  • fiction
  • audiobook
Cover of The Martyr (Covenant of Steel #2) by Anthony Ryan

12. The Martyr (Covenant of Steel #2)

By: Anthony Ryan

4.40

Format: 528 pages, Hardcover

Deadly feuds and ancient secrets spell war in the second novel of The Covenant of Steel, a new epic… read more

Similar categories in Anthony Ryan's The Martyr (Covenant of Steel #2) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • military fiction
  • science fiction fantasy
  • fiction
  • adult
  • fantasy
  • audiobook
"Old buildings are like aged carcasses . . . The flesh slips from the bones leaving gaps."

-Anthony Ryan, The Martyr (Covenant of Steel #2)

Cover of The Malevolent Seven (The Malevolent Seven, #1) by Sebastien de Castell

13. The Malevolent Seven (The Malevolent Seven, #1)

By: Sebastien de Castell

4.02

Format: 384 pages, Hardcover

'Seven powerful mages want to make the world a better place. We're going to kill them first.' Pi… read more

Similar categories in Sebastien de Castell's The Malevolent Seven (The Malevolent Seven, #1) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • science fiction fantasy
  • fiction
  • adult
  • fantasy
  • audiobook
"Teenagers, they never appreciate the fundamental unfairness of existence."

-Sebastien de Castell, The Malevolent Seven (The Malevolent Seven, #1)

"If you haven’t any faith in my integrity, maybe you could at least give me credit for being cheap."

-Sebastien de Castell, The Malevolent Seven (The Malevolent Seven, #1)

"Behold your valiant hero: a self-important, sermonising poser who’d never stoop to getting down in the mud where the real fight’s about to start because he might have to get his hands dirty and that …"

-Sebastien de Castell, The Malevolent Seven (The Malevolent Seven, #1)

Cover of Wicked Problems (The Craft Wars, #2) by Max Gladstone

14. Wicked Problems (The Craft Wars, #2)

By: Max Gladstone

4.35

Format: 464 pages, Paperback

Gods and lawyers battle for the soul of the world in the action-packed second volume of Max Gladsto… read more

Similar categories in Max Gladstone's Wicked Problems (The Craft Wars, #2) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • science fiction fantasy
  • fantasy
  • fiction
Cover of A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3) by K.J. Parker

15. A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

By: K.J. Parker

4.15

Format: 350 pages, Paperback

A Practical Guide to Conquering the World can be read by itself, but for those who like endings it … read more

Similar categories in K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • historical fantasy
  • military fiction
  • humor
  • science fiction fantasy
  • fiction
  • historical fiction
  • adult
  • fantasy
  • comedy
  • audiobook
"I really don’t understand why people go on about how wonderful the truth is. In my experience, all it does is make trouble."

-K.J. Parker, A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

"My life has been so universally shitty that either I lose it or improve it, I'm not really bothered which, just so long as it doesn't carry on the way it's been so far."

-K.J. Parker, A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

"Comedy to observers, tragedy to participants; I consider myself an observer. I fly over my life like a migrating bird, and I only ever play for beans or counters, never for real money."

-K.J. Parker, A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

"The truth, I’ve found, is like an annoying little dog that takes a fancy to you in the street and follows you home, barking. I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I’ve been glad …"

-K.J. Parker, A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

Cover of Storming Heaven (The Age of Bronze #2) by Miles  Cameron

16. Storming Heaven (The Age of Bronze #2)

By: Miles Cameron

4.44

Format: 494 pages, Kindle Edition

Before iron helmets and steel swords, when dragons roamed the world, was an age of bronze and stone… read more

Similar categories in Miles Cameron's Storming Heaven (The Age of Bronze #2) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • fantasy
  • fiction
  • historical fiction
Cover of Crucible of Chaos by Sebastien de Castell

17. Crucible of Chaos

By: Sebastien de Castell

4.07

Format: 398 pages, ebook

A mortally wounded magistrate faces his deadliest trial inside an ancient abbey where the monks are… read more

Similar categories in Sebastien de Castell's Crucible of Chaos book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • adult
  • fantasy
  • fiction
  • audiobook
Cover of Dragonfired (The Dark Profit Saga, #3) by J. Zachary Pike

18. Dragonfired (The Dark Profit Saga, #3)

By: J. Zachary Pike

4.48

Format: None pages, None

Gorm Ingerson and the king of Andarun both have a problem: each other. While the Freedlands are pla… read more

Similar categories in J. Zachary Pike's Dragonfired (The Dark Profit Saga, #3) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • humor
  • science fiction fantasy
  • fiction
  • fantasy
  • audiobook
"In any economy where knowledge has value, ignorance does as well. Brokers make money by knowing key information; they make fortunes by ensuring that other brokers remain unaware or unsure of the same…"

-J. Zachary Pike, Dragonfired (The Dark Profit Saga, #3)

Cover of Gods of the Wyrdwood (Forsaken, #1) by R.J.  Barker

19. Gods of the Wyrdwood (Forsaken, #1)

By: R.J. Barker

4.10

Format: 640 pages, Paperback

In a world locked in eternal winter and haunted by prophecy, a young boy trains for years to become… read more

Similar categories in R.J. Barker's Gods of the Wyrdwood (Forsaken, #1) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • science fiction fantasy
  • fiction
  • adult
  • fantasy
  • audiobook
Cover of The Daughters' War (Blacktongue, #0) by Christopher Buehlman

20. The Daughters' War (Blacktongue, #0)

By: Christopher Buehlman

4.34

Format: 416 pages, Hardcover

Enter the fray in this luminous new adventure from Christopher Buehlman, set during the war-torn, g… read more

Similar categories in Christopher Buehlman's The Daughters' War (Blacktongue, #0) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • adult
  • fantasy
  • fiction
  • audiobook
"To be loved by a man is to be issued a decree as written in advance and as presented to others. To receive a woman's love is to have a very personal letter written on one's body."

-Christopher Buehlman, The Daughters' War (Blacktongue, #0)

Cover of The Mercy of Gods (The Captive’s War, #1) by James S.A. Corey

21. The Mercy of Gods (The Captive’s War, #1)

By: James S.A. Corey

4.24

Format: 422 pages, Hardcover

How humanity came to the planet called Anjiin is lost in the fog of history, but that history is ab… read more

Similar categories in James S.A. Corey's The Mercy of Gods (The Captive’s War, #1) book and K.J. Parker's A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege, #3)

  • science fiction fantasy
  • fiction
  • adult
  • fantasy
  • audiobook

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